Bus Stop

ACT I, SCENE I

The officer
:

"Sir… this is a letter from your mother saying you can have a day off work. No where on here does it say you can climb on top of a city bus shooting off fireworks.

No sir, I do not recognize this bus as a sovereign state nor do I recognize you as its 'King'.

Sir, come down from there, your bathrobe is all too revealing. Especially in this weather.

OK, close your robe, I'm getting out the pepper spray."